Slap My Ass and Call Me Judy

My PM comes to me with a simple question. "What does server X do?"

Having never heard of the server before, I remotely connect to it, and right there -- RIGHT FUCKING THERE IN THE MOTD -- is a clear and concise explanation of the server's purpose. I had her question answered in under thirty-five seconds.

I almost cried. Hot, wet, tears of joy. A moment like this comes once in a lifetime.

It was good.