For Joanie

One from the vaults. Paul Mather is a Canadian comedian, actor, writer, bon vivant, and a tender lover to boot. He wrote four years' worth of humor columns online (before that kind of thing could be considered profitable) at Subatomic Humor. His rant on A&E's own Bill Kurtis remains one of my favorites.

Subatomic Humor -- If I Call Bill Kurtis Crazy, Is That Libel?: "I don't know why [they] insist on having so many murder shows on A&E. If you kill 32 people and chop them up and bury them in your basement, which is that: art or entertainment?"