2008-05-26

Star Wars new villain is bald babe - USATODAY.com

Star Wars new villain is bald babe - USATODAY.com: "Meet the villain of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, a double lightsaber-weilding [sic] pale, bald babe named Asajj Ventress. She appeared in 2-D form in previous cartoons, but gets 3-D digital animation in the upcoming film, opening Aug. 9."

I don't care how bad-ass the pics make her look, she's just as vulnerable to attempted vehicular homicide as everybody else. This harkens back to one of the fundamental rules that I discovered during my role-playing days: you can solve almost any problem by hitting it with a car.

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