The Entire State Should be Nuked into Oblivion and All Residents Sent Screaming Straight to Hell

DesMoinesRegister.com: "The erotic corn dog-eating contest at the Iowa State Fair might have to go away"

They have a lying bastard of a senator and their ethics professors don't have ethics. All of Iowa should be cleansed with the burning purity that can only come from splitting the atom on top of every last one of those sons of bitches.