My Girlfriend: The Best Ever

At 2 PM, she gets five stars in "Rock this Town" before unlocking and subsequently playing "Free Bird" on Guitar Hero II.

At 4 PM, we stood in line to attend a They Might Be Giants concert.

At 10:45 PM, they took the stage. Three minutes later, the power went out. We were given multiple "it'll be about ten minutes to obtain and replace the fuse" warnings.

The page came in at 12:37 AM. I couldn't get ahold of my secondary. (Whether he reads this some day or not makes no difference: he should not have had to do anything, as returning the call was and is my responsibility.) They Might Be Giants were just getting ready to play The Mesopotamians. The encore hadn't even happened yet.

At 12:55 AM, the concert ended. Erica got a photo with Flansburgh and we were out the door in five minutes, breezing right by our friend Dan in the process. (My apologies, Dan. I never get to see you anymore.)

Home by 1:25 AM, the crisis is averted. Now, it's almost 2 AM, and Erica is presently engaged in the activity we call making me pancakes.

Best girlfriend ever, ladies and gentlemen.