Thought for the Day

This morning the UPS guy dropped off a package for us. "Anybody home?" he asked.

I gave the classic response: "Nobody here but us chickens." The joke is that chickens would not actually say such a thing. Chickens wouldn't say anything under nearly any circumstance.

So he says "I have a great question of the day."

"Let's hear it." I start to sign his tracking computer with the stylus. My signature always looks like a five year old's on those things.

"Who's the bigger asshole? Bobby Cutts, Jr. or Chris Benoit?"

I paused to appreciate the poignancy of that statement. I said "In about three weeks, that's going to be hilarious." He left.