Please, God, No

One Step Closer to Fresh Water Wind Farm: "Cleveland is one step closer to becoming the home of what could be the world's first ever fresh water wind farm. The Cuyahoga County Commissioners plan is to spend around $1 million in the next six months to fully study the idea of generating electricity through wind turbines three miles out on Lake Erie."

Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!