Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Let it be known that on this First of April in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Six I haveth purchased tea from Adagio, a full one week later than I expected.

I promise I will not make the mistake of reordering the same tea if I don't hear from the company in a couple of hours like I did last time. I will be patient. My tea will come in time. Nothing is broken. Everything is fine. I will not panic.