Bears vs. Bulls

From a recent Slashdot comment: "I was recently asked in a job interview 'If Theo de Raadt and Dan Bernstein were locked in a room with knives, who would you want to come out alive?'"

Ahem: "The senseless waste of pitting these two mighty forces of nature against each other, like matter versus antimatter, would be a tragedy: not only for the teams involved but for our planet. All nations must band together to ensure that such a conflagration never takes place."