What John Roberts Is Really Thinking in That News Photo

Crude but accurate.

Update: Since I only have 30,236,672 bytes free on my hard drive on my system at work, installing Photoshop was simply not an option, so the above pic was done on my home system over VNC encrypted with an SSH tunnel.

This combines law nerdy, crypto nerdy, networking nerdy, and sci-fi fandom nerdy into a potent chimera that assures my ascension to the throne of all nerddom.

Yes, I am both bored and nervous today.