Paris Hilton: Stupid Whore, Camera Magnet

I don't exactly know why cameras point at Paris Hilton. I think it's because her breasts could pop out at any second, or she could begin fellating someone on a bartop at the drop of a hat, and when it happens someone's going to have to point their Nikon at it for sure.

Paris Hilton just plain doesn't interest me. And then I go and read Jennifer Matarese's blog:

I just saw a skit from an SNL rerun where Paris Hilton and the female cast members were geeky sex line girls who got guys off over the phone by talking in Star Wars, Star Trek, and Lord of the Rings terms.

And there was a Storm in the background.

And then Paris Hilton ended the whole thing by putting on a floppy hat and a long scarf and talking in a "sexy" voice about her TARDIS.

Now, y'see, I kind of want to see that. It almost makes me regret not watching Saturday Night Live anymore. But then again, not watching SNL makes me just like 98% of the rest of the U. S. population. And just the thought of Paris Hilton with a time machine makes my skin crawl.