The Beeb Gets It

Starting as early as next year, Big British Conglomerate "The BBC" will put their shows online. What does this mean? It means Britain can now appeal to an international audience. It means that the BBC is going to stay relevant in the coming years of technological progress while the American channels, NBC, CBS, ABC, and Fox, flop around uselessly like a dying cod. It means you can get all the Doctor Who, Green Wing, and EastEnders you want. And titties on Big Brother, my friend.

You heard me: the Internet is soon going to let you see undressed women. It's about time.