I Miss the Old Carbon Copiers

I'd like to formally announce that I, the company computer guy, don't fix credit card readers. Ever. Don't even call me to ask. I don't care. Not my bailiwick.

I'd like to formally announce that I don't fix credit card readers because I can't. I don't have the know-how.

I'd like to formally announce that I don't fix credit card readers, but it just wouldn't help. All the sales staff care to know is that there are electronics inside them, and thus when they misbehave, they had best call Toby to fix it.

All I can do is tell them "Hey, I have no idea what's wrong," and go on with my life. I simply do not want to become responsible for one more thing in this place.