Yahoo! News - Women Groped After Giving Birth in Hospital

I don't know about you, but I feel that a woman who has just given birth has every right to have people concerned about the condition of her breasts and vagina. This makes them obvious targets for perverse misconduct, but at the same time: who was the Sherlock who snooped this guy out? Because bravo to her for being able to tell the doctors from the sexual predators.

All of this reminds me of that scene from Scrubs. I know for a fact I could not accurately discern who was authorized to examine my junk and who was not.

Narrator: Congratulations! You're expecting! Don't worry – your doctor will tell you everything you need to know.

J.D. steps into camera shot in a lab coat and horn-rim glasses.

Narrator: Hi, Doctor!

J.D.: You'll fart, pee, puke, and poop in front of ten complete strangers who'll be staring intently at your vagina – which, by the way, has an eighty percent chance of tearing!

Jackie: [to Randy] You do it.

— If people really knew the truth, "My Own Personal Jesus"