The Gospel According to Jerk

Behold, I am your salvation. For I and I alone can absolve you of thy strife and wash it away. Lo, I am the only person in the building who can figure out that if the new fax machine isn't working, thou shalt probably not be using the instructions for the old fax machine. Alas, press thee the On-hook Dial button. The fax machine doth work now, just as its manufacturer hath intended! Honestly, what's thou problem? At what point doth it seem a good idea to rely upon the fax instructions from the days of yore, when thou knowest the fax machine to be as fresh as the leeches that draw the bad humors from thy constitution?

More to the pointeth, why wouldst thou abide by the old instructions when you have already tried them and found them not to worketh? A fool is someone who tries the same thing repeatedly expecting a different result. I have saideth this before, but lo, thou force me to sayeth it again.

And again.

And again.