Two Reasons to Learn Italian

From what I can piece together, the conversation is thus:

Man Violently Grabbing Woman's Breasts: "And I love this meat. So maneuverable!"
Italian Woman (Who is Therefore Used to This Kind of Behavior): "Um... In that case, sir..."

A few things bother me about this panel. One, the girl's bosom looks like soft-serve ice cream. And not in a supple and succulent way. No, the girl looks unhealthy, and her feminine contours look like they are riddled with tumors. She needs to see La Oncologista right away. Two, the man is clearly breaking Italian Spiderman's most important rule. He is failing to rispetto le donne.

Three, check out the man's left thumb. I think the woman's vanilla-swirl breasticles have dislocated it. This comic was clearly sketched by someone with as much knowledge of human anatomy as — if not less than — Rob Liefeld.