Wild, Unattached Twenties Spent At Work | The Onion

Wild, Unattached Twenties Spent At Work | The Onion: "'Yeah, I'm going to remember these years forever,' Anderton continued. 'I get to live in Seattle, I have my own super-sweet computer at work, and, since I don't have to get to the office until 10 a.m., I could theoretically stay out past midnight.'"