Sorry There Aren't Any Dinosaurs or Robots

I deeply enjoy the motivational maxims that are par for the course over at that website devoted to the forbidden love that those two groups share.

Sadly, I can't draw, so there won't be any dinosaurs and there won't be any robots making fierce, fiery love to each other right now. Still, I feel I have to offer up something, so here's a sultry picture of a girl with one tit hanging out combined with a really nice motivational bit that I'm paraphrasing from a Discovery Health show I'm watching right now:

"If you're listening, you're learning."

I'm having a patience issue with a coworker right now, wherein he keeps asking me to elaborate on the same topic more deeply and more deeply still without really explaining what his bigger problem is. I'm working very hard to not just snap at him and say "have someone explain to you how X works, and when you get that, come back and then ask me a smarter question." Instead I wrote him an e-mail today that was as thorough as I could be without being pedantic, with emphasis on trying to minimize but not eliminate any condescention. If he demonstrates some competence soon, I may get to use this chestnut on him as a reward.