A Satur Day in the Life

I woke up this morning, checked my e-mail, bounced a straight razor off of my skull a couple of times, and then had a cup or six of Aida's Grand Reserve.

After that, it was a whirlwind of chores and shopping. I bought an electronic facil button from Staples and then broke my glasses in Fry's Electronics. It's OK though, because I also nabbed The Thing on Blu-Ray.

Now I have to go see an optometrist instead of what I was planning on doing this week, which is nothing.