A Long, Protracted Raping of Your Favorite Songs Just Like That Scene in Irreversible

Microsoft Research recently released a utility that lets you croon as off-key as you want into a microphone, then it electronically constructs a melody that fits your song stylings. The results are as artistically berift of merit as you could imagine. If David Lee Roth isn't a hearty-enough warning, you must witness what the application can do when you feed it some Beatles, The Police, and Notorious B. I. G.

(Confession: I actually like this synthesized reggae version of Roxanne better for some reason.)