Never Try to Tie Your Shoes in Front of an Astrophysicist

"What happens is they'll tell you you're doing it wrong."

Mad respect to Bill Nye for his elite shoe fu. Technically, I believe he'd more accurately be referred to as a "mechanical engineer of aeronautics", but that would be splitting hairs. To me, it is sufficient to refer to him as "astrophysicist", "super genius", or the humble "science guy".