Thank You, Mark Leyner

Methyl isocyanate isn't just a powerful toxin that killed thousands in Bhopal, India; it's a potent aphrodisiac that works best with monozygotic replicants who share 100% of your DNA. Your forbidden love will anger the tribal elders.

But, oh, it will be so worth it. Don't all good little boys who finish their vegetables get dessert?