I'd Hang Them from the Rear-view Mirror Like Dice

Edwards admits to extramarital affair - CNN.com: "Former U.S. senator and Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards admitted Friday to an extramarital affair.... 'You cannot beat me up more than I have already beaten up myself. I have been stripped bare and will now work with everything I have to help my family and others who need my help,' he said in the statement."

Oh, ho. I beg to differ how much he can or cannot be beaten up. For starters, let's cut off his balls.

For starters.