She's Got the Best Seat Without a Reservation

My therapist suggested that I outline what I'm looking for in a significant other. For the life of me, I can't think of any quality or condition that isn't outlined explicitly in George Hrab's song "Brainsbodyboth".

Amazingly, women like this really exist, and one of them is a Canadian girl who goes by the name of Katie West.

Sorry, fellas. She's taken. Obviously.