The Pursuit of No Penis

If you asked me to define the word "futile", I'd probably just point you to this Time.com article about fathers pledging to keep their daughters virgins until they get married.

I'd probably point you to the same article if you asked me to define "pointless", "insipid", or "it's creepy when you nuzzle your own teenage daughter's neck like that in a picture that's going to go into Time magazine".