The Best of Both Worlds

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me get this straight: he's a doctor and a ninja? No way!

If I knew needlepoint, I just might make a nice little sign that reads "If you don't die when you're supposed to, really awful things will happen to you... in the service of Dracula". I'd give it to my eldest child to warn him about fate and destiny.

And Dracula.