Why Gram Ponante is a Better Porn Reviewer Than You Are

Specsploitation: "Lovely Four Eyes for You Horny Guys": "Maybe you don't care to know this, but people with glasses tend to take them off before sex, lest they be fucked off.... Don't get me wrong, I would think that glasses would make a tempting target (and in this movie they are), but I am a gentleman of the old school, where suggestion is very erotic. For me, the taking off of the glasses means that it's OK to come in her eye.... Finally, with most of the women peering over their glasses to get a gander of the viewer, I am unhappy to admit that it looks like these ladies don't need glasses at all."