Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality | The Onion

Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality | The Onion: "'I was buying a hot dog from a street vendor in Hove Beach yesterday when I saw someone run a red light, barrel down the sidewalk, careen into a garbage truck, exit his vehicle, steal a nearby convertible, and drive away,' one Broker resident reported. 'A nearby police car didn't even react. But when the car behind him nicked his fender, the officer shot the driver through the windshield and walked away.'"

Funny things make me go "ha ha".