Five

Whilst imitating my hero Ezekiel Stone tonight, I found another muscle on my body that I didn't know I had before. It's the bulgy one on the underside of the forearm near the elbow that makes me look vaguely like Popeye the Sailor Man. This brings the total up to five. Before long, I can start smoking a pipe and banging some girl with a 26-26-26 figure.

Oh, and I can't forget the squinty eye. Squinty like sexy, not like disfigured. Of course, as frequently as I shave, I'm more apropos to Poopdeck Pappy.