Hearts
The only true and correct way to eat a homemade heart-shaped sugar cookie left in a box on the counter is to break it in half along the vertical axis and leave it on your napkin for a couple of minutes to appreciate the ire of the situation.
About Me
- Toby B
- Redmond, WA, United States
- "A man who is overweight, who doesn't make much money, who's kind of grumpy about his whole life, who doesn't have many career prospects, who's not good-looking, and bald." — Stephen Dubner
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