How Have I Been Doing?

Poorly.

I'm tired, itchy, and all manner of achey. Part of me wants some more beer. Another part just wants to take a nice nap on my couch. Jeffrey Rowland's recent comic put a bad taste in my mouth tonight, and I just love making new friends, especially when those friends are sliding up and down the archives of my blog from August 2007 to October 2007 because of a recent GenCon forum thread that sent them yonder. (The thread appears to have since been removed. Odd.)

It all started with somebody in Indy at IUPUI hitting my blog, a.k.a. "the treasure trove of bad grammar and swears", from my Flickr page, then drilling into it backwards and forwards from there. I don't know who you are dude, but you're probably a douchebag and you definitely should have been working instead of abusing university resources scoping out the relations of your nerdy gamer friends. Either way, you started a nice, discernible ripple of traffic to me. I do so love it when I catch people searching my blog's contents for singularly telling keywords like "slut" and "lies". I'd kinda like to know what's going on over there. Then again, I'd also kinda like a nice hot cup of tea and then maybe read a book.

I dare you to guess which of these two desires will be granted.