Max Riffner: How to Draw Boobs

Max Riffner: How to Draw Boobs: "In order to draw a lovely pair of breasts on any cartoon figure your sick mind has come up with, well, you have to know some things about breasts. I say these things because in order to draw them and make them look nice, you need to understand what they are. Drawing them in some objectified manner is really unacceptable. It will make your drawing end up looking foolish and trite, not to mention making you look like a thirteen year old who has never even touched a breast in their life. In fact that brings up a good point: go touch some breasts."

Yes, sir!

Wait. One problem there. Two, actually.