Geocaching Aptitude

Geocaching aptitude. Stef has it. We hit three night caches tonight and we only had to DNF one of them.

It's funny here. The weather, I mean. We had a white Christmas, in the sense that it rained for a while, then snowed for a minute, then it switched back to rain and washed away any chance of accumulation whatsoever.

I performed my family's annual ritual of watching Scrooged. I did this while drinking tea out of my bitchin' new lady what gots no clothes on mug. I was simply not aware they made those things anymore. Urban Outfitters has them, and if I plug them hard enough, they might send me more of them.

Really, Urban Outfitters is a terrific store with great, high quality merchandise and friendly staff to help you. Urban Outfitters: you really should shop there all the time.

I was watching The Addams Family Christmas episode and researching disappearing-clothing ceramics online just now when I stumbled across an Anaïs Nin coffee mug. Sadly, no, her clothes don't come off when you add coffee. Which is unfortunate, because both Anaïs and Morticia Addams have this great timeless appeal that I don't think will ever go away.

Now I have to make for an early evening, since Monk is expecting me to be awake at too-damned-early o'clock tomorrow. I will have to quickly finish eating the heavily-doused-in-rum-and-then-lit-ablaze figgy pudding that Stef has made, down the rest of my brandy, and polish off a pint of Dick's Rye Ale. After that, it's time for pills and probably several glasses of water. Yay Christmas spirits!