Thanks, buddy

Courtesy of a friend of mine, a little bit of "been there, done that." Hope you don't mind the link.

And by the way, you neglected to mention this happened a week after getting all of your wisdom teeth removed. I went in to have all four of my teeth removed in one sitting as well, and I can only imagine that I would have popped every last stitch in my head from the screaming.

In truth, events of both nights of the breakup would look very sad to a third-party observer. I oscillated between angry/kicky/throwy and sorrowful/weepy/huggy. If you'd thrown mumbly/bleedy/dry-sockety into the mix, it would have been exquisitely pathetic, like something from an early Woody Allen film: "Uh uhv ooh, buh uh ant uh-eeve ood do iss tuh ngee."