Signs of Maturity

• Resisting the urge to scream "fuck you, you fucking fuck" to friends, family, and strangers.
• Carefully considering the words of your girlfriend when she turns to you and says "Honey, we should get a wine rack."
• Any serious usage of the statement "What do you think we need to do in order to move forward on this project?" during a conference call.
• Orchestrating a conference call.