The Saddest Thing in the World

OK, Cleveland people. Listen up.

This is the saddest thing in the world:

http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=8156488

Somebody needs to adopt these kittens, and they need to do it, like, yesterday.

I'm not joking. Somebody man up and do your civic duty.

Update

Perhaps you're not taking this seriously. An excerpt regarding the three kittens named Sweetie, Honey, and Peanuts:

"Help us – we need a really nice person who will love us despite our handicap and adopt us into their home. You see we have limited sight. We each have lost an eye and the other eye has a film over it from birth. We can see a little bit, enough to be able to get around and play.... You can adopt one, two or all three.... We will each be spayed, have our shots, wormed and have flea control on. We can also have our missing eye opening shut if you want. We are waiting until it heals more. For more information and a chance to meet us in person, call 440-365-MEOW (6369) or email meowerfamily@aol.com."

Does that not break your heart? I told my coworker Matt today and he agreed that this was horrifically soul-wrenching. The number is a local Cleveland area code, and e-mail is free, of course.