Spiderman 4

After discussing it with Steve, I've concluded that the fourth Spiderman film should be directed by frequent cameo star to the series Bruce Campbell.

It will involve an elderly Peter Parker living in a rest home in Texas. He teams up with Iron Man, who is now disguised as a 90-year-old Asian woman in order to hide from Captain America.

"But Captain America is dead!" you say. You think that'd stop him?