While I was gone, they added a new kind of hand soap in the men's room. It's green and its lather is for shit, but so help me it smells exactly like my barber's osage rub.
"A man who is overweight, who doesn't make much money, who's kind of grumpy about his whole life, who doesn't have many career prospects, who's not good-looking, and bald."
— Stephen Dubner
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