Things I Didn't Know Before This Weekend

1. Ann Magnuson has a new CD out. You can buy The Luv Show for ten dollars these days. She has a Myspace page. Who doesn't anymore?
   
   
2. My old coworker Joe gets mad amounts of tail on Friday the 13th.
   
   
3. Erica will do anything to get people to sing karaoke.
   
   
4. Werewolf is a terribly fun party game with very few rules. All of my friends and I are terrible at it.
   
   
5. My DVR has reverted to its old behavior or not letting me watch something from the beginning while it's still recording. Bastard.
   
   
6. Two brownies and a Belgian trippel are all it takes it knock me the fuck out on a couch for an hour or so. I think my pancreas is dying. I may be coming down with "the diabetes".
   
   
7. If you bought a Chipotle burrito today or yesterday and you kept the receipt, they'll give you a free burrito tomorrow as part of a Tax Day promotion.
   
   
8. I still haven't gotten a good packet prioritization config to combine BitTorrent with my normal HTTP traffic. In fact, my latency is getting worse. I may need to rewrite my /etc/pf.conf if I don't soon find out what's going on with my bandwidth.
   
   
9. In 2005, the H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society released a 47-minute silent film based on the classic tale "The Call of Cthulhu". It was clearly made with a budget of about $3,800, and yet is quite good. Thanks, Jeff!
   
   
10. If Joe wants you to drink, and you don't want to drink, and Joe has been drinking, he will punch you.
    
    
11. Don Ho died.
    
    
12. Microwaving your beer for 30 seconds is not as crazy as it sounds.