2007-04-01

Pitifully Bland

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Straight Conservative Shacking Up Pink-Skinned 24 to 30-Year old Males
(15 total)
Dating38.46%34.22%17.69%Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'43.94%61.27%36.87%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness88.71%77.55%67.2%Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive78.57%75.25%52.7%Monks are envious
Straightness27.78%39.6%8.02%Experienced, but with room to grow
Gayness98.15%78.64%89.14%Repressed, are we?
Dominant83.33%87.01%71.89%Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive92.06%87.38%84.44%Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick92.86%90.03%87.01%Refreshingly normal
Total Score75.1%74.02%62.32%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!


(By The Ferrett)

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