Notacon Weekend and Slashdot

When I go away for a weekend, all hell breaks loose, it seems. I'm styling and profiling at Notacon 4 right now, and I haven't read Slashdot in a couple of days. What, to my surprise, do I find right next to each other? Two awesome, awesome stories:

SCO has been instructed to delist from the NASDAQ

Blizzard may be working on StarCraft 2

I don't know what I would do if Blizzard released a World of StarCraft game. My girlfriend may mercy kill me like in Of Mice and Men. A Starcraft 2, though, she'd probably be OK with me playing. I'd need to buy a new machine regardless. There are few things that would compel me to totally upgrade my hardward, though, and StarCraft is one of them.