We All Know He's a Dick...

...but who knew Superman was a douchebag, too?

It seems that in 1987, DC did a Superman/Mr. Miracle crossover issue that involved the Son of Jor-El banging Big Barda on videotape. No joke. MM ends up crashing the party and taking down the supervillain who is named, I'm not kidding, Sleez.

Too subtle for you? Or not too subtle enough?