Æon Flux Was Amazing...

...by which I mean the MTV Liquid Television shorts, not that piece of crap that I just wasted two hours of my life watching.

The rope stunts looked like a five-year-old's student film project and I'm pretty sure that Charlize Theron put herpes in the film stock.

I really like Peter Chung, but I don't know how big the dump truck full of money that they drove up to his house was to get him to sign-off on letting them make that piece of garbaggio.

If I had a gun right now, I'd be shooting everyone from a split-legged posture with my crotch hanging out, just like Æon's.

But that would probably hurt, because she comes from a world where people don't have gonads.