Die Lazy Einenhafterkugelstrassen

In the latter half of the 19th century, the German military decided on a couple of things. One, all officers would wear helmets with a big pointy spike sticking out of the top. Two, true leaders are the lazy type. One army general in particular created a two-dimensional test of his men, figuring out which were bright or dull crossed with energetic or lazy. He then gave each man duties respective of what category into which he fell.

Guess which category I fit into. Just guess.