Dear Mr. President

Two things:

1. The leader of the free world ain't looking too good right now. He's looking a little peaked. Maybe he's got a fever, which is probably the only reason why he could possibly...

2. ...say shit like "People don't need to worry about security." Our President said that? Damn, dude. Go back to bed. Get some fluids and some rest. You sound like you fucking need it.