To Quote Stephen Notley...

"Dude — he's you." In this case, The Onion has my number with their article called Man Who Does Everything At Last Minute Wonders How You Do It: "Henson remained in Peters' office for over an hour, talking about Peters' filing system, the filing system in the film Brazil, and other Terry Gilliam films, causing him to miss a 2:30 assignment deadline."

Aside from the missing deadline bit (Ahem.), I am totally that guy.