A New Year's Resolution I Should Have Made

Floss more. At work. Keep floss with me. At work. So that I can floss more. At work.

I've got a bunch of extra toothbrushes laying around that I don't use — they're not my brand and I get one every time I go to a dentist or oral surgeon — and I've got one of those little tiny travel-size tubes of toothpaste. I don't travel, so therefore this has all been tucked into a drawer in my desk. I am Mister Dental Care. At work.

'cept I don't have any floss. At work.