More on That Fark Thread

Still catching up on the Fark thread. I went from less-than-half finished to about four-fifths finished. It's been kinda slow today. User "Retribution" posts this:

"Several years ago at IBM, overheard a co-worker in next cube go 'Don't call me, call the fire department!' and hang up. Some lady had called the helpdesk saying her computer was on fire."

This happened to me once. I got a call on the radio that one of the third-floor copiers "was smoking really bad", and my response was word for word the same as this guy at IBM.

Seriously, people: if a computer bursts into flames, don't call your friendly neighborhood sysadmin to come and fix it for you. When your microwave popcorn starts to burn, you don't call Orville Redenbacher, do you?