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As a tie-in to the new series of Doctor Who on BBC1, an interactive episode called "Attack of the Graske" will be going live immediately after "The Christmas Invasion."

Who knows how entertaining an episode-slash-game it'll be? That's not the point. In the official press release promoting the event, producer Sophie Fante says this about the Christmas-y feel that it brought: "The high point was creating an authentic Dickensian Christmas scene, complete with snow, in a small corner of Cardiff."

It must have been a lot of fun doing that, Sophie. 'cause it's not like Doctor Who has ever had a Dickensian Christmas episode in Cardiff.

Oh wait. It has. Last year. Episode 3. "The Unquiet Dead". Christmas. Cardiff. And Charles frickin' Dickens himself. Top that, Sophie, you amnesiac cow. I dare you.