Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Abuse | The Onion

Oh, mighty legends of heavy metal, wrought with your quasi-mystic fusion of gothic and nordic influence, I beseech you forgive me my trespasses in this regard.

Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Abuse | The Onion: "'This man here, who invokes the sign merely to indicate his joy that his microwave popcorn is done: He is not metal,' [Nikki] Sixx said. 'We have it on good authority that he prefers the music of Tim McGraw and that the magic word of 'Zoso' has never passed his lips.'"